one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What's up? Your time.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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