- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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