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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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