Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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