- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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