why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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