- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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