a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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