- Anti Joke

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.