- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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