- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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