- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Charlie Sheen is winning

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Where's my tractor?

Boxing on Boxing Day

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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