- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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