- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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