- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why was the woman?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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