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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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