- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's one plus one? two.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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