What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Your so gay, that you like men!

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

European on my shoes, buddy.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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