Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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RUN

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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69

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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