- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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