- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Brain fart

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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