- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

my mind's eye?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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