- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Black people.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

irish man drinking john smiths

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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