- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Knock Knock? Come in.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Dumbledore dies.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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