A woman is carried out of a bar.

Asian women drivers...

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Fine, ladies first.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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