- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

a black guy walks into a black bar

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

A baby seal walks into a club.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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