- Anti Joke

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby