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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

roses are red violets are blue

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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