- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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