Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Anti Joke

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