- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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