- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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