- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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