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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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