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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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