Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What is the best joke ever? 1D

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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