- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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