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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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