- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

what do you call a black chef glendon

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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