- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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