- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and slow Grass.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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