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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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