- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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