What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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