Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

The truth is he loves her!!

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

womens rights.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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