- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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