why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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