- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

The Labour Party.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Knock Knock. Not home.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Women's rights

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

A praying mantis is very graceful

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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