- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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