- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

This is not a joke.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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