What does two plus two equal? 4

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

women's rights.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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