nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Please ignore this statement.

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A fat guy!

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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