- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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