what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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