- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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