- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Sir, your wife is dead

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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