- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

the economy.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

White NBA players.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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