- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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