What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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