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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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