- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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