What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

your face is kinda funny

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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