How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Sarah Palin.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

I am quite mature.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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