Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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