What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

a black guy hates chicken.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Women's rights.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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