- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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