What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's the new green? Green

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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