- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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