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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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