- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Cancer.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Hello.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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