- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Sarah Palin.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

what is the color of a burp burple

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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