How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

I am quite mature.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Oh, go away

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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