- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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