What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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A seal walks into a club.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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