- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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