- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What comes after 23? 24.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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