- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

what do you call a black chef glendon

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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