- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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