What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

thumb_up thumb_down

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

thumb_up thumb_down

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

thumb_up thumb_down

Sex

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

gingers

thumb_up thumb_down -2

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Lil Wayne

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops