- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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