Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Make me famous

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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